"My sperm are strong enough to survive alcohol!"

About June's Tia Maria: "well, there was a lot of rice in it!"

"She was doing it all over herself!"

"We haven't had our dessert yet, have we?"
Everyone: "No!"
Eryl: "Oh, I was just about to do a runner!"

After too much rice schnapps, and not being able to say "Russell": "I think Muscle might be right!"

"Look at the size of it!"

Martin: "Another bottle of wine please."
June: "I'm getting to know you very quickly."

Eryl to June: "We're just trying to catch up with YOU!"

Jamie: "If you don't want your cherry, I know someone who does. Ooh, and it's really hard as well!"
June: "It really refreshes your palate"
Eryl: "Give it to me now!"

Jamie: "June, you ought to come more often.". Eryl: You could earn a lot of money!"

Diana: "My friend, she calls me a bitch.". Eryl: "Yes, but only in bed!"

Jamie, trying to help Diana to stop coming out with misinterpretable quotes: "Keep your mouth shut..."
Eryl: "Yes, it makes it tighter!"

Eryl about Martin: "Oh no, he hasn't got his thing out again!"

Diana about June: "She's very sweet really"
Eryl: "You obviously just have to get to know her!"

To June: "I want your milk: is it hot?"

"Jamie, did you see my bent pole back there?"

June: "Martin, stop talking out of your arse!"
Martin: "Well, no change there then!"

June: "Coo, that's a whopper!"
Martin: "You're just trying to make up quotes now, aren't you!"

Russell: "You never know 'til you ask. That's my motto."
Martin: "So was it 'Hey, pretty skater, fancy a shag?'"

Martin: "If anyone fancies a double helping, I'm your man!"

June was explaining how she found travelling stressful. Martin, nodding sagely: "The easiest way to take the whole stress out of travelling is to allow enough time..."