Eryl Adams - Centre / Back (Slough)
From Liz: "He came, he farted, she left"
From Helen: "Eryl? He was trumping like a trooper"
"I didn't say anything . . . I slept all the time." We noticed!

Jan Carmanns - Forward (Giessen, Germany)
From Sara: "Big trouble from little China!"
From Sara: "The Linford Christie of Octopush - stormingly fast, complete with lunchbox!"

Marion Creser - Back / Wing (Islington)
"Yuck! All this kissing" as she was surrounded by kissing couples on Valentine's Day. However, that didn't stop *her* later on . . .

Douglas Cuthill - Wing & 1st Team Captain (Chesham)
From Helen: "I don't want to sit next to him because someone will have to translate for me"
Also from Helen: "Doug, you must face forward or we'll catch your bald patch!"
Also from Helen: "Body tequilas wouldn't work with Doug - too much hair"
Also from Helen: "You're not going to pull looking like that!" Little did he know . . .
From Liz: "The horns were appropriate"

Larry Fiddick - Back (Berlin, Germany)
The Canadian who doesn't like the cold!
*Mr* Ratty!
From Anna: "Advice to Helen: if you need a condom in a hurry, just ask a Canadian!"

Helen Field - Forward (Dunstable / Wahini Warriors)
From Sara: "The Belcher strikes again!"
"He's old, he's German, but he's a shag!"
"I got hit by a bat - honest!" A German one obviously...
"I don't get excited about people's faces, I get excited in other places!"
"It tasted like cabbage!"
"I'm a virgin, honest!"

Martin Fisher - Forward (Bristol & Cheltenham)
"I'm there!" . . . 24 hours later, we finally take off!
"Do you want to feel my 6 pack!"
"Dear Becky, Roses are Red...." We never found out what came next - that's a secret between Martin and Auntie Sara!

Sara Grenside - Forward (Chesham / Wahini Warriors)
"I want to make a snowman!"
"Ring my bell"
"This orange vodka is gorgeous." Ten orange vodkas later . . .

Val Lofty  - Wing (Watford)
From Liz: "The oldest are always the worst"
The beer monster!
From Paul: "Val's Valentine present was a bucket and a towel!" Boy, was she ill . . .

Culvin Milmer - Wing (Farnham & Guildford)
"Where can I buy a phone card?"
"Where's my T-shirt?"
"I can't drink spirits", as he glugged down the peach schnapps and the tequila!
"I can't remember washing my hair, but it was clean when I got up this morning!"

Liz Newton - Wing (Spectrum Angels)
From Rob: "Michael Jackson has a monkey too!"

Martin Reed - Forward / Wing & 2nd Team Captain (Chesham)
From Rob, on catching sight of Martin in his Chewbacca outfit "So where's your outfit, Martin?"
"Couldn't you told me that earlier?" when told that Chewbacca was actually female!
"Has anybody got a knife? I can't drink my beer through my mask!"

Andy Schulz - Centre (Munich, Germany)
"The sleeping German" - his description on the team listing!
The German who doesn't like beer!
From Doug: "A man of few words but hard action". Or was that quote from Helen . . .
Helen's cabbage patch doll.

Rob Shipley - Wing (Chesham)
"Could someone turn the sun down please?"
"Rob the Sex God", according to his Valentines card.
"Pivo - beer - bar" - as he got off the plane!
"You big girl's blouse!" - from Doug, as Rob was struggling to eat his pizza!

Paul Spiller - Forward (Watford)
"As soon as anything hits the table, I'm troughing it!" - including salad . . .
The illegal immigrant!!
"I'll have none of that green crap!"
"I should have painted myself purple and gone as a tellytubby - the one with the handbag!"
Rolling his stomach, when Martin R was trying to finalise the numbers of vegetarians and carnivores for our evening meal: "This is vegetarian!"

Mark Sullivan - Forward (Chesham)
To Sara: "Unless you're prepared to help me out, I'm stuck with it, because I haven't a clue what's going on!"
Liz makes his legs like jelly - or so his Valentine's card goes!

Anna Trivett  - Forward (Chesham / London Ladies)
"Whereever I left my hat is my home . . ."
"My sister isn't scary!" "Oh yes she is!", a chorus replied!

Colin Waterhouse - Centre (Bristol & Cheltenham)
"He's got great balls of fire!"
"I'll have anything as long as it's beer!"
20 minutes for a coffee - "You must have upset the waitress" said Liz!

Keith Waterhouse - Wing / Centre (Bristol & Cheltenham)
From Liz: "Show us your weapon!"
Beanbag Frog man!
From Sara: "The only man I know who can wipe out on a sledge!"
The biggest light sabre in the west!

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