Team Contact: Martin Reed - martin@reedconsulting.com
See also the Chesham Octopush Club "Meet the Players" page.
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![]()  Steve Ash - Back / Wing (Farnham & Guildford).
Husband of Clare, and a core member of Farnham & Guildford Octopush Club. Full
description to follow! Joined us in Barcelona '99 and Bologna 2000. | 
  
 Georgina Ashley -
Forward/Wing (London Ladies). A Chesham player from about 1991 until 1995, when she went off to University, George resurfaced in Norwich with a will to get playing again. She joined her nearest club, Ipswich, the home of GB Women's Elite player Ann Hutchinson, and showed us that she had lost none of her old flair when she had her first taste of the Touring and Drinking Club in its 1999 expedition to Turnhout in Belgium. Now back in Middlesex and playing at Slough and London Ladies. Joined us in Turnhout '99, Slovenia 2000 and Orkney 2000. | 
  
 Chris Bommer - Back (Watford). One of the
longest-standing players in the game, Chris started playing Octopush at Imperial College
in 1968, four years after completing his postgraduate course. Played for the Imperial
College team that came third in the National Championships in 1972. To quote Aileen, his
wife and the webmaster of the Watford Octopush Club web site, "probably the
oldest player on the planet!". Joined us in Turnhout '98. | 
  
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 Russell
      Charlton - Midfield (Bournemouth). Joined us in Dublin 2000. | 
  
 Garry
      Checksfield - Back/Midfield (Bristol & Cheltenham). Joined us in
      Paris 2001. | 
  
 Ben
      Coles - Forward (Putney). Joined us in Slovenia 2000, Dublin 2000 and
      Bussum 2001. | 
  
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![]()  Jimm Crosby - Wing/Forward (UIUC Illinois, USA). From the US Surgeon
General, or at least, a team mate with a similar degree of expertise at wielding a knife
:-) "Despite a past which includes stints as a Chicago firemen and a Certified
Public Accountant, Crosby has nevertheless developed no marketable skills. While many
wonder how he supports himself, the truth is that he is a "black" employee of
the US Central Intelligence Agency, specializing in helping Eastern European females to
defect. In the pool he is noted for his particularly disgusting choices in apparel.
Several players have converted from playing in the backfield to being forwards so that
they would not have to see his thong costume from behind. Others have insisted on subbing
one-for-one with him so as not to even be in the pool at the same time. If you try really
hard, you can probably get him to tell a meaningless obscure story. Or ten".
Also known for his zany sense of humour and his wacky collection of T-shirts
("Outpatient from the Betty Ford Clinic", "When the going gets tough, the
tough wear duct tape" and many more), Jimm is a long-standing member of the UK Barbarians and joined Ed, Martin R and
Sara for the Bar-Bars' tour of South Africa in November '98. Joined us in Bologna
      '98, Paris 2001 and Bussum 2001. | 
  
 Douglas Cuthill -
Back/Wing/Centre (formerly Chesham then Farnham & Guildford, now in
      Melbourne, Australia). A former Captain of Chesham
Octopush Club, Doug played for Chesham from 1991 to 1998 before moving to
Woking, where he now plays for Farnham & Guildford. A graduate from Cambridge
      University, Douglas was immediately taken on
as a consultant with Cap Gemini, and completed a long stint on site at J.P.Morgan
before moving on to his current job with Deutsche Bank. A keen SCUBA diver and worshipper
of "tall, devastatingly attractive, Slavic women", Douglas' trips have
taken him to many parts of the world, particularly to Eastern Europe, although not yet to
the Red Sea. He considers this to be a major oversight in his life plan that he hopes
shortly to rectify. Joined us in Slovenia '98, Orkney '98, Bologna '98, Turnhout
'98, Slovenia '99, Bologna '99, Dublin '99 and Slovenia 2000. | 
  
 Sander
      Dankelman - Wing (AISP Racing Roma, Rome, Italy). Joined us in Bari 2000. | 
  
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 Michelle
      Davis -
Forward/Wing (ex Chesham). Joined us in
      Dublin 2000. | 
  
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 Keith Dunkinson - Wing / Centre (Northampton).
      Former Chairman of the British Octopush Association, and one of the core
members of Northampton Underwater Hockey Club, Keith is married to Zoe, one of
the staple members of the GB Women's Elite team. Joined us in
Dublin '99 and Barcelona '99. | 
  
![]()  Ed Eilerts de Haan - Left Forward (Slough). A former Vice-Captain of Chesham Octopush
Club, Ed played for Chesham from 1991 to 1998 before moving to Woking, where he
now plays for Farnham & Guildford. The fastest thing on two fins for miles around, Ed also holds down the position of
Left Forward for the UK Barbarians, and
it was his comment of "Well, why don't we go to Slovenia?" that led to the birth of the
Touring and Drinking Club. A lapsed bass player, Ed and
Martin Reed once played together in a band in the days when both Ed and Martin still had
long hair; Martin wasn't very good, and the band didn't make it. Joined us in
Slovenia '98, Orkney '98, Bussum '98, Bologna '98, Bologna '99, Dublin '99,
Orkney 2000 and Dublin 2002. | 
  
 Philip Fearnhead - Wing (London). A former Chairman of the
British Octopush Association, Philip is currently working in Belgium, and therefore didn't
have far to come when he joined the Touring and Drinking Club for the return to Turnhout
in November 1999. Despite claiming to be unfit, he was particularly noted for battling
runs down the right wing, and for feeding Jan with the passes that led to many of the
TDC's goals. He is now in touch with his local team in Belgium, so we can expect even
better things from him in the future. Joined us in Turnhout '99. | 
  
 Ralph Fearnhead - Forward (Farnham & Guildford Youth
/ London). Son of Philip and a blindingly-fast forward, Ralph is the captain
of the Farnham & Guildford Under-21s team, despite being only seventeen. He is a regular at the London Ladies
session at Acton on Friday nights, and definitely has an eye for the ladies . . . Joined us
in Turnhout '98 and Turnhout '99. | 
  
 Larry Fiddick - Back (Berlin, Germany). A Canadian
national, Larry is currently working in Berlin, Germany, where he is trying to
introduce a bit of finesse to the underwater rugby-playing locals. Joined us in Slovenia '99. | 
  
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 Martin Fisher - Left Forward / Wing (West Wickham).
      Graduate in engineering from Kingston University, and a member of the Farnham &
Guildford Youth Team that won the first-ever Inter-University Octopush Championship in
November 1997. An obsessive mountain-biker, Martin can be seen out on his mountain bike on
every occasion that he has not got either a pint or a pusher in his hand. A TDC
      stalwart, Martin joined us in
Slovenia '98, Bussum '98, Slovenia '99, Dublin '99, Orkney 2000, Bologna 2000
      and Dublin 2000. | 
  
 Renata
      Foucre - Forward (UIUC Illinois, USA). Joined us in Bussum 2001. | 
  
 Richard
      Fox - Forward (Slough). Joined us in
      Bari 2000 and Bussum 2001. | 
  
 Melis-Jan
      Gilde - Back (Argonauta, Netherlands). Joined us in Paris 2001. | 
  
![]()  Peter Hollingbery - Back / Centre / Forward /
Wherever (Watford). A
mechanical engineering graduate, and an explosive force on the playing field, Peter has
worked in whatever field the work has taken him. Telecommunications Engineer, exploration
drilling - you name it, Pete's done it. A keen SCUBA diver, and member of the Watford
Underwater Club, Peter often spends his weekends hurling himself off remote parts of the
English coastline; after that, Octopush is easy! Between dives he keeps himself busy with
golf, squash, mountain biking, and playing around with Microsoft Access. Peter made his UK Barbarians debut playing back on the
      team's 1998 visit to South Africa, and gave his usual 200% effort in keeping the enemy away
from his goal. Joined us in Bologna '98, Bologna '99, Dublin '99 and
Orkney 2000. | 
  
![]() The censorship of Martin's player biography has been applied as a result of a sense-of-humour failure on the part of his then new girlfriend (well, new since Slovenia '98 and since any alleged and probably completely untrue incident mentioned in the bio), and now wife and mother to his firstborn. Never let it be said we don't attempt to keep the peace. Joined us in Slovenia '98.  | 
  
 Karl
      Humphries - Back (Bournemouth). Joined us in Dublin 2000. | 
  
 Paul
      Hyman - Forward (Putney). Joined us in Bussum 2001. | 
  
 Anton Immink - Forward (Rome, Italy). Full description to follow! Joined
us in Barcelona '99. | 
  
 Silke Janssen - Forward (Giessen, Germany). A physics student
at the University of Giessen in Germany, Silke picked up an Octopush pusher for only the
third time in her life when she joined the Touring and Drinking Club for its second
attendance at the annual tournament in Turnhout, Belgium. However, her skill and
experience as an underwater rugby player shone through in terms of her positioning and
ability to maintain possession, and she was a great asset to the team. Joined us in
Turnhout '99. | 
  
 Boudwyn
      Kaijser - Forward (AISP Racing Roma, Rome, Italy). Joined us in Bari 2000. | 
  
 Kobi Leins - Forward (Monash University, Melbourne,
Australia). Kobi was introduced to the sport by Dean and Petra Niclasen in her native
Australia, where she progressed well before moving to the Northern Hemisphere to complete
her degree in the Octopush-dry zone that is Berlin, Germany. Despite not picking up a
pusher for eighteen months before joining the Touring and Drinking Club on its second
visit to the annual tournament in Turnhout, Belgium, Kobi quickly regained her old skills
and acquitted herself well. Joined us in Turnhout '99. | 
  
![]()  Toby Ling - Wing / Forward (Slough). Toby is a
product of the Plymouth University school of Octopush players that included fellow TDC
member Eryl Adams, TDC perennial near-miss Peter Burchill and legendary hard man Tim Smith, and is a staunch
supporter and proud maintainer of "the tradition" ("Singing in the
Rain" with a difference . . .). Toby was a frequent strike partner of Martin Reed
when Martin played for Slough, and proved his suitability for the Touring and Drinking
Club when the two met up again as members of the UK Barbarians at the annual Maastricht
tournament in March 1999. A night on the town never to be forgotten  . . . Joined us
in Turnhout '99, Slovenia 2000 and Dublin 2002. | 
  
![]()  Valerie Lofty - Wing (Watford / London Ladies). Secretary of
Watford Octopush Club, Valerie is a keen horse rider and a partner in "Croxley
Divers" dive shop. Croxley Divers can be contacted on 01923 777700, via fax on 01923
896299 or via email at dla@croxleydivers.co.uk.
Joined us in Bologna '98 and Slovenia '99. | 
  
 Carol
      Love - Forward (Pietermaritzburg, South Africa). Joined us in Dublin 2000. | 
  
 Karen
      Lynch - Forward (Slough). Joined us in
      Bari 2000. | 
  
 Culvin Milmer - Wing / Centre (Farnham & Guildford). A
member of the Farnham & Guildford Youth Team that won the first-ever Inter-University
Octopush Championship in 1997, and a recent graduate from Bradford University. Culvin's
work took him to Lithuania around the time of Slovenia '99, so his employers routed him
via Slovenia (which is actually nowhere near Lithuania), so that he could take part in the
tournament! "Any jobs going at your place, Culv?" Joined us in Slovenia
'99. | 
  
 Dejan Milovanovic - Back / Forward (URS Belgrade, Yugoslavia).
Known to everyone who was at Slovenia '98 as The
"Surfing Serb", Dejan was almost single-handedly responsible for the excellent
time had by all. Guide, interpreter, joker and mentor of the surreal pub crawl around
      Kranj, we were right to expect great things from this man for our reunion in Bologna '98.
Joined us in Bologna '98 and Slovenia '99. | 
  
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 Phil Moir - Forward (Watford). A computer
consultant by profession, Phil runs his own web site, which can be found at http://www.moirsys.com. Phil's first experience of the
CTDC was in Bologna '99, and obviously had such a good
time that he felt compelled to write his own report of the weekend as it happened to him.
This report can be found here.
Phil now lives in Australia. Joined us in Bologna '99. | 
  
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 Jamie
      Phillips - Forward (Bournemouth). Joined us in Dublin 2000. | 
  
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![]() ![]()  Martin
      Reed - Mostly left-sided, bit of most positions (Chesham). Director of Reed
Consulting (UK) Limited, I.T. Consultants, Vice-Chairman of Chesham Octopush Club and the
author of these pages. Formerly guitarist with Brighton-based rock band Grim Joke. Joined Chesham Octopush Club in 1989 on the
third week of its existence, and has also played on several occasions for the UK Barbarians.After returning from a year working in Frankfurt where the entire German national team pulled out of competing in the European Championships rather than let it be seen they were being coached by Martin, Martin made up for it by qualifying as a national and international referee, being selected for Great Britain and refereeing the semi-finals of the 2000 World Championships in Hobart, Australia, the Women's final of the European Championships in Yugoslavia in 2001 and the Women's Masters final at the 2002 World Championships in Calgary, Canada. Has only missed two CTDC trips, Turnhout '98 and Orkney 2000, and that was due to those trips clashing with OTHER Octopush tournaments!  | 
  
 Christian
      Yari Schembri - Forward (AISP Racing Roma, Rome, Italy). Joined us in
      Bari 2000. | 
  
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 Alastair
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 Paul Spiller - Back / Wing / Forward (Watford). Known best for his
charges through from the back of the pack, Paul is a former captain of Watford Octopush
Club. An electrician by day, and computer games addict by night, Paul has been hampered
recently by persistent ankle problems which kept him out of the game for about six months.
However, despite this enforced absence he has lost none of his old skill and flair. Joined
us in Bologna '98 and Slovenia '99. | 
  
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 Mark
Sullivan - Centre Midfield (Watford). A battling striker noted for always keeping
possession and always being able to make forward ground with the puck, Mark is a former
member of the Portsmouth University Octopush Club, which included fellow Chesham players
Rob Shipley and Anna Trivett. Had a claim to fame for a while as being the only male
member of the London Ladies, his nearest club, but now has to share the ladies with Ralph
and Phil. Mark's first inter-club match for Chesham was our 4-3 victory over Dunstable in
April 1998, in which he scored Chesham's third and equalizing goal; after that match he
said "That's the first time I've ever been on a winning team! At University, we
just used to get hammered". Some might say that's what most people's University
days were like . . . | 
  
 Robin
      Sumner - Back/Midfield (Putney). Joined us in Bussum 2001. | 
  
 Keith Taylor - Wing (Nero's Heroes). Chesham's star centre
in the early nineties until University and subsequent graduation took him off to deepest
darkest Northumberland. He recently discovered the local Newcastle club, Nero's Heroes,
after years of living nearby and never quite getting around to it, and is now known as
"the lanky git" on account of being a clear foot taller than the rest of the
club. Seems to believe that the excuse of "Alnwick to Chesham is too far to come
on a Monday night" is a good enough reason for having not turned up for training
for the last few years. By day he gets paid to play with things that go bang, so life
could be a lot worse . . . Joined us in Slovenia '98, Orkney '98, Bologna '98 and Orkney
'99. | 
  
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 Bart
      van Campen - Forward (formerly AISP Racing Roma, Rome, Italy). Joined us in
      Bari 2000 and Bologna 2000. | 
  
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 Matt
      Warner - Forward (Southsea). Joined us in Dublin 2000. | 
  
![]()  Colin Waterhouse - Forward (Bristol & Cheltenham). Founder of new
slimline Bristol Octopush Club, together with his brother Keith (see below). An aerospace
engineer with Rolls Royce Aerospace, Colin runs the web sites for Bristol Octopush Club, and also for the UK Barbarians, of which he was a founder.
Both Colin and Keith have achieved star status in Octopush circles for having played for
every team under the sun - often during the same tournament! Watch for the
"Wide-Mouthed African Frog" impression the next time he cracks a joke . . .
Joined us in Slovenia '99, Bologna '99, Dublin '99 and Paris 2001. | 
  
![]()  Keith Waterhouse - Back / Wing (Bristol & Cheltenham). Took up the
game at Slough at the age of 13, and has played for a fair number of teams since
then.  Keith, together with brother Colin, has helped to transform the Bristol
Octopush club from being "a bunch of thugs" (Keith's words) into "the team
they are today"(also Keith's words!).  An engineer with W.S.Atkins by day and a mad canoeist, driver and
diver at the weekends, Keith is particularly known for his storming runs through from the
back, and his remarkable ability to be faced with three or four opponents and still
come away with the puck. A member of the UK
Barbarians since before it was the UK Barbarians, Keith is known to
answer to the name of "Gringo!", or to anything that has the word
"Tequila" in the same sentence. Joined us in Slovenia '99, Bologna '99 and
Dublin '99. | 
  
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 Kivas Waters - Centre / Forward (Slough).
A native of East London, South Africa, Ki came to England in September 1999 and
within a few weeks had sussed out the local Octopush scene and joined up with
Slough. By Christmas he had become so settled in the UK that when a fellow South
African asked him if he were going home for Christmas, he looked at her in
puzzlement and couldn't understand what she meant. "But I am home
. . ." South Africa: sun, beaches, permanent warmth; England: grey
skies, rain, etc . . . where has this man got his priorities!Like Slough team mate and fellow Touring and Drinking Club colleague Eryl Adams, Ki believes in Martini Octopush, and will play anytime, anyplace, anywhere that there is a tournament on. Joined us in Barcelona '99 and Bologna 2000.  | 
  
 Helen
White - Back / Wing (London Ladies).
To follow . . .
Joined us in Bologna '99 and Dublin 2001.  | 
  
 Christina
      Woolley - Forward (Chesham). Joined us in Dublin 2000. | 
  
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Go to the Chesham "Meet the Players" page,
the CTDC main page or to the Chesham
main page.