Intro Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday The Crew Results


The Crew

DouglasDouglas "The Spot" Cuthill - Left Back & Captain
"This is a beer-drinking place, Martin, I'm not buying you a Bacardi" (see below)
"I've got a bruise!" From Sara: "Welcome to the real world, Doug!"
From Ed: "Fat bastard!" Ed's all heart . . .
"Three beautiful neutrophils. Ha, ha, ha . . ." Doug certainly does a good Doctor Death impression . . .
"They call it hedgehogging - make like a pancake, boys!"
From Sara: "Doug drives like he talks - fast and incomprehensible at times"


EdEd Eilerts de Haan - Centre & Head Chef
"I'm hungry!"
"C'mon guys, I can't do this all by myself!" Several solo goals later . . .
"Don't we need to allow an extra half-hour for The Martin Factor?"
To Keith: "What kind of poncy speed do you Northerners drive at?"

SaraSara Grenside - Left Forward and Token Girlie
"Julie Andrews" - the Scottish hills are certainly alive when Sara runs up them . . .
"I'm not being argumentative . . . am I?"
"I've got MORE bruises!" - most of them from the tickle-fights in the back of the car rather from the Octopush!

MartinMartin Reed - Right Forward and Suicide Pilot
(following Doug's quote) "Mmmm, Bacardi!"
"Billy No-Bladder" strikes again!
"Where are your Slovenia T-shirts, team?"
"I'm in low power-mode" Is that his laptop or him, perchance?
Never one to be outdone, whether it's at drinking or by some madman in a blue Peugeot!

KeithKeith Taylor - Right Back and Chief Ornithologist
"I know a shag when I see one". From Martin: "At a distance!"
To Sara: "I could give you an extra centimetre or so"
From everyone else: "What's a Quokka?"
Keith likes them young - at the last count it was a three-year-old!
"Helllooo!" in the cool dragon voice from the Listerine advert.

 

Intro Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday The Crew Results

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