Eryl Adams - Forward (Slough) To Doug: "You're not very cuddly!" Eryl: "So who's that chap talking to Doug?". Darren: "His name is Seamus". Eryl: "I thought he was Finnish"

Darren Bennett - Centre (Chesham) To Justin, who was drinking a Coke: "And you call yourself an Octopush player?" While adding quotes to the quotes sheet: "Where's the quotes sheet?" "Martin JCB Fisher" . . . dig, dig, dig ... Ed: "Are you out of a trainer bra yet?". Darren: "Mine's just slipped a bit" About Doug's mind: "You really, really don't want to be going there, then" Jen: "I was young, naive, innocent . . .". Darren: "Yes, I know, I was there"

Marion Creser - Back (Islington) Presumably to Doug (though who knows?!): "It's much bigger when you're drunk!"

Douglas Cuthill - Wing / Centre (Chesham) About Marion: "My toy's in town!" Darren, after being hit by a Pringles lid: "Oh, I'm awake now". Doug: "Male bonding, it's important" "I want oral: food and drink first!"

Keith Dunkinson - Occasional Cheerleader (Northampton) The man does not talk in his sleep, therefore no quotes . . .

Ed Eilerts de Haan - Centre Forward / Centre Back (Chesham) Martin F: "I'm hungry!". Ed: "For God's sake, stop whinging" "Doug's having hormone problems". So what else is new . . . ? When asked "Where's Doug?", "Probably shagging!" "These beer bottles are so cool . . . they actually have beer in them!" "Hang on a moment while I just pull an atlas out of my arse" To the second part of the Ed-Doug-and-Keith(Taylor) gestalt entity: "You can't fool me, Doug, you're still as shallow as the day I met you"

Helen Field - Right Back (Dunstable) From various people: "When's Helen coming?". Tonight, and tomorrow, and Sunday, and Monday . . . Martin R is flicking through Helen's copy of Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab. Helen: "I don't think I've ever known an Andy". It was then pointed out that two of her recent conquests were both called Andy! To Keith W: "You smell of candyfloss. Can I have some? I'll sleep with you for it! You don't know how much I like it".

Martin Fisher - Left Forward (Bristol & Cheltenham) "My stomach can't decide if Guinness is a liquid or a solid!"

Sara Grenside - Right Forward (Chesham) "Daffy Grenside!" "Me? A demon hand? I'm pure and innocent". Yeah . . . About Doug: "Just bounce it off his bald patch!" "Well, Peter's not going to be gentle in bed, is he?" "When Colin yawns, you can see everything"

Jen Grimmer - Centre Forward (Spectrum Angels) "I don't want to see it, Ed, put it away!" Darren: "We're expecting some table dancing from you later". Jen: "Well, as long as it's not lap dancing!" To Darren: "It's your fault, you've polluted me!" About Rob: "You'll have to do more than that to make him purr!" "There's one coming when Martin gets here"

Peter Hollingbery - Back & "B"-Team Captain (Watford)

Matt Massey - Right Forward (Farnham & Guildford) "I'm a nice girl!"

Liz Newton - Wing (London Ladies) About Martin R: "I've seen pregnant women with bigger bladders" "Sara and I had Doug on the floor most of the trip"

Justin Nobbs - Left Back (Northampton) Didn't say anything!

Martin Reed - Centre Back / Right Back & "A"-Team Captain (Chesham) Michael Keaton - Pacific Heights - eat your heart out . . . "I WAS NEXT!", "HURRY UUUUPP!" as he was waiting for the loo on the plane. To Anna: "I have no objection to showing it to you" About Jen: "Half woman, half lizard!"

Rob Shipley - Wing (Chesham) Ed, about Rob's hooded jacket: "That's the sort of thing Eryl would wear". Rob: "If Eryl were to wear it, it would look like a tent!" "Dodgy beer makes you fart because of your whatsits" To Linda: "Harder, harder, harder!" From another member of Rob's team: "'B' is obviously for 'Brilliant', I wonder what 'A' is for?". Rob: "Chesham B kicked Chesham A's Arse" About a wooden shield in Dublin's medieval history exhibition: "You could make some good hockey sticks out of that. Do you think they would mind if we chopped a bit off?" "The best name I've ever heard for a pub is 'The Closest One'. I go there as often as I can"

Mark Sullivan - Forward (Chesham) Liz: "I'll get the frog out". Mark: "You know what happens then!" Anna: "I had a bit and then I gave it to Eryl". Mark: "No wonder he can't walk!" "Helen's a good girl, everyone knows that . . ."

Anna Trivett - Left Forward (London Ladies) Looking at a watch: "It's got the time and everything!" About Eryl: "Eryl felt a lot better after 1/2 pint of Jameson"

Colin Waterhouse - Centre / Forward (Bristol & Cheltenham) When asked in an Indian restaurant what he would like to drink: "No Guinness". When Kingfisher arrived: "Hey, that's not Guinness!"

Keith Waterhouse - Centre Back (Bristol & Cheltenham) Oysters and Guinness? But surely Keith is always on a "Seafood" diet?

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