Georgina Ashley - Wing (Ipswich) "There are a few bends in that one!" "I'm watching my words" "Oh wow, it's huge!". Hey, thanks George . . . To Rob: "So what was the taste?"

Ben Coles - Forward (Putney) "I don't know if these toilets are mixed, but this one certainly smells like the Gents" "I really got into the tournament once the alcohol had worn off". Yeah, at about half past four!

Marion Creser - Back (Islington) When told that she hadn't come out with any quotes: "OK, I'll try to be funny. I've got one day left to do it" "I have to practice at swallowing things. The big things I can handle, it's the little things I have problems with"

Douglas Cuthill - Centre (Farnham & Guildford) Ben: "What's happened? All the Slovenian men have taken away all the Slovenian women". Doug: "Wouldn't you?" To Toby, while Toby was blowing up a long balloon: "I'll be your friend!"

Dave Deane - Wing / Centre (Caversham) To Karen: "Swallow, swallow!"

Toby Ling - Wing (Slough) Sarah: "So where was I then?". Martin: "I think you were powdering your nose". Toby: "Oh, are you a coke fiend as well, then?" "It's a sort of dog". Really Toby, that's no way to talk about Slovenian women . . . Commenting on Doug stroking a balloon: "You've done that motion before, haven't you?"

Karen Palmer - Forward (Caversham) To Ben: "I think we're nearly there now". Two minutes later: "I'm exhausted, are we done yet?" To Martin: "Does it taste fishy?" "If you don't have one in the morning, it feels like there's something missing" "It wasn't very good in the morning"

Martin Reed - Wing (Chesham) Tracey: "You really miss it once you've had it". Martin: "That's what I think every time I'm back to hairy palms again" In the restaurant, Dave let off a party balloon that howled and wailed all around the room. Martin to Karen: "Ah, so it's unsafe sex for you tonight" "I am Janet Leigh!" Doug: "Would you like a piece of my pizza? You seem to be dribbling into it". Martin: "Just adding extra flavour" About Doug: "The biggest bang of them all". Allegedly . . .

Tracey Spencer  - Forward (Slough) From Rob: "There's no hole". Tracey: "It's broken"

Sarah White - Forward (Chesham) To Ben: "So how does your ring work?" "That's pathetic, isn't it?". So which of the single men on the team didn't come up to scratch? "I'm definitely allergic to half past four in the morning" "The crows are circling: they must know I'm, kind of, dying"

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