Russell Charlton - Centre Midfield / Right Midfield & B-Team Captain (Bournemouth)
Russell: "What are those stickers the cars have on their windscreens?". Jamie: "They're parking permits. You get them from the Post Office". Russell: "I think it's a bit late for that"

Ben "Trolley Dolly" Coles - Right Forward / Left Wing (Putney)
He came out with loads, but we were laughing too much to write them down!

Julie "Vampire" Davis - Left Wing / Right Forward (Edinburgh)
"I can't spread that wide!"
"He's good, but not that good!"
"This is a good height for Martin to be!". Related to that photo perhaps?
To Dave: "Are you going to take me for free?"

Michelle "Mollusc" Davis - Right Forward (Chesham)
On Sunday morning: "It's glass-cutting-nipple weather!"
About Alien: "He did have a good faceful of pie last night"
"I need a cucumber!"
Christina: "Michelle's sucking the sugar off his knob". Michelle: "Well, it seemed to put a smile on his face!"

Martin "Baaaart" Fisher - Everywhere! (Bristol & Cheltenham)
"Aarghh! It's too small!"
To Julie: "I'll go on top"
"She's OK, she speaks really slowly"
To Eryl: "Swallow, swallow!"
To Helen: "My turn next, lean back!"
To Julie: "One more time please!"

Karl "Uncle Fester" Humphries - Back (Bournemouth)
Didn't say anything printable!

Carol Love - Left Forward (Pietermaritzburg, South Africa)
"I want a big one!"

Justin "Three-Legged Monkey Tart" Nobbs - Centre Midfield (Northampton)
Didn't say anything!

Jamie Phillips - Left Forward (Bournemouth)
Avoided all contact with the rest of his team: no quotes!

Martin "Mad Professor" Reed - Centre Back / Left Back & A-Team Captain (Chesham)
Carol: "I can blow anything". Martin: "Yeah? What are you doing tonight?"
To Helen: "Take it in your mouth, head back and swallow!"

Marieke "Dutchie" van t' Veld - Left Forward / Left Midfield (Reading Ladies / Argonauta, Netherlands)
Didn't say anything!

Matt Warner - Right Midfield / Left Midfield (Southampton)
Didn't say anything!

Helen White - Right Wing / Right Back (London Ladies)
Didn't say anything!

Christina "Blondie" Woolley - Right Forward (Chesham)
"The alien's knob isn't big enough!"
Claus: "I told you I couldn't dance". Christina: "No, but you came close a couple of times".

. . . and the Dublin 2000 team mascot, Alien (Pizza Planet)
"oooOOOHherrr!"
On catching sight of the chocolate cake in Phoenix Perk: "Nirvana is coming!"
"The referee is our master: he chooses who will go and who will stay!". Pity he couldn't have applied that to Newcastle!