Clare Ash - Wing (Spectrum Angels)
In the Italian restaurant: "I've just got to work out what it is, and what they've done to it"

Steve Ash - Wing (Farnham & Guildford)
To Clare: "I think you just asked him 'where are the fish!'"
To Martin R: "You were our head footman."
"How do we feel?" "We feel good!"

Paul Carpenter - Back (Slough)
To Ki: "So what do you want from me precisely?"

Alison Collins - Wing (??, Australia)
Didn't say anything!

Julie Davis - Wing (Edinburgh)
"Aargh, I'm surrounded by Martins".
Paul, catching sight of a bite on Martin F's inner thighs: "Nice bite you've got mate".
      Martin R: "There are definitely human incisors in there".
      Julie: " Yes, I put one there as well".

Martin Fisher - Forward (Bristol & Cheltenham)
Our highboard diving specialist.
To Julie "That was you scratching my head?"
Julie: "No Eryl!". Martin "Eryl!!"

Electra Kalaugher - Wing (AISP Roma, Italy)
To Eryl: "Err, this is really really disgusting!"
About Eryl, the morning after: "Normally I really love him to bits, but at the moment I really hate him"

Martin Reed - Forward (Chesham)
Julie to Paul: "You're obviously not a pre-menstrual woman". Martin:"Ah, you're observant then"

Bart van Campen - Forward (AISP Roma, Italy)
"I was going to stay, but I just had to get out of that tent"

Kivas Waters - Centre/Back (Slough)
Acrobat extraordinaire!
To Julie:"I like the look of yours". Not a view shared by the rest of us!